50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!

It’s no secret how much we looooove sharing these cheeky elf on the shelf ideas..​

In fact, we’re probably more excited to think of how to put the elf up in the most creative way possible than planning the Christmas menu!

We’ve had several posts about naughty elf on the shelf – from mild to evil (yep, they can be sooo evil bwahahah!), but this is a compilation of the best elf on the shelf ideas we found on the internet.

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Snorting Coke off a Hooker’s Ass, or the Kitchen bench.​

Crack Whore Elf on the Shelf​

Pissing it in!​

An Alternative to Cookies in a Jar​

Bubble Butt​

It Puts the Lotion in the Basket​

Barbie Has an Overdose​

Elf Gets Arrested​

Elf Takes Down Ken​

Elf Shoots a Porno​

Shhhh, Shhhhhh, SHHHHHHHH​

Elf Hiding the Evidence​

What’s in the box?​

Always Be Nice To Those Who Have Access to Your Toothbrush​

Elf Takes The Kids To the Pool​

It’s So Big Baby…..​

Beer Bonging with Spidey!​

Watch how Elf plunges into the depths of alcoholism.​

Elf has Nads?​

I’d rather you didn’t.​

Hard times obviously for Barbie. And Elf.​

Jeffrey Dahm-Elf​

What’s even going on here? Ken looks ecstatic though.​

BDSM Elf in a Three-some​