50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!

[Jody Allen]

It’s no secret how much we looooove sharing these cheeky elf on the shelf ideas..​

In fact, we’re probably more excited to think of how to put the elf up in the most creative way possible than planning the Christmas menu!

We’ve had several posts about naughty elf on the shelf – from mild to evil (yep, they can be sooo evil bwahahah!), but this is a compilation of the best elf on the shelf ideas we found on the internet.

Grab some wine and have a giggle! Enjoy!

Snorting Coke off a Hooker’s Ass, or the Kitchen bench.​

via brainjet.com

Crack Whore Elf on the Shelf​

Pissing it in!​

via brightercraft.com

An Alternative to Cookies in a Jar​

Bubble Butt​

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It Puts the Lotion in the Basket​

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Barbie Has an Overdose​

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Elf Gets Arrested​

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Elf Takes Down Ken​

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Elf Shoots a Porno​

Shhhh, Shhhhhh, SHHHHHHHH​

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Elf Hiding the Evidence​

via popsugar.com

What’s in the box?​

via dumpaday.com

Always Be Nice To Those Who Have Access to Your Toothbrush​

via dumpaday.com

Elf Takes The Kids To the Pool​

via teamjimmyjoe.com

It’s So Big Baby…..​

via aplus.com

Beer Bonging with Spidey!​

via buzzfeed.com

Watch how Elf plunges into the depths of alcoholism.​

via mommyofamonster.com

Elf has Nads?​

via adultelfontheshelf.wordpress.com

I’d rather you didn’t.​

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Hard times obviously for Barbie. And Elf.​

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Jeffrey Dahm-Elf​

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What’s even going on here? Ken looks ecstatic though.​

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BDSM Elf in a Three-some​

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